Fine!  I’ll fill you all in!  I get question after question, after question about this anymore. 
My poetry is getting sooo many more eyes these days.  Many ask me what inspires my flirtatious, puffery-themed “heartstrings” being strummed and gets me looking forward to a life full of gentlemanly responsibilities, diaper runs and testing formula on my wrist so much. 
Pssst…  It’s ALL THE CHICKIES!  BRO!   Find me on kik, toots!