“Hey Ma,
Soothe my nerves.  Please.
Tell me everything will be alright and not to worry.
Find my number and text me.  Show me you want to listen to my heart cry sad songs, too.

That’s all I need, “bro.”  You telling me not to worry will boost my confidence so much that you are hand-delivered coffee in bed, all the towels are folded, dinner will be prepared before I leave for work, the cat and dog get groomed, the car is working and always sparkling clean.

Does that sound ok?  LMK!”